- Friend: You're cute but why are you single?
- Me: Because one day I'm gonna be a wag
Isco and Luka singing 'Hala Madrid' during the Cibeles celebration.
- Footballers in suits
- Footballers with babies
- Footballers in suits with babies
you know summer is coming when Cristiano raises his shorts
Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.
There is LITERALLY no difference.
Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.
That’s just how it works.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment.
There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision.